Place an ad in the paper for something that will get hundreds of calls.

73 Porsche 911S needs work $500

65 Cobra basket case $1200

96 Corvette wrecked but rebuildable $1000

Guest cottage on 100 acre estate. Free rent in exchange for minor repairs.I had a Porsche listed in the paper for $500, and the phone rang every 5 minutes during the evenings. I sold the car to the 1st person but since so many people were calling I figured I'd have some fun with them. My girlfriend answered once and with some coaching from me gave this story. "Uh, I think it's sold but the person hasn't paid me yet. It was my fathers car and it's been in the garage for the past few years. It's really dirty now but it used to look really nice because he always took care of it. It's a 914-6 I think, at least that's what it says on the back.